life is wonderful
Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t know you did that kind of thing.
Clair: What kind of thing?
Elvin: Serve.
Clair: Serve? Serve whom?
Elvin: Serve him. [referring to Cliff]
Clair: Ohhh, serve him? As in serve my man?
Look, guys. No matter what a girl does, no matter how she’s dressed, no matter how much she’s had to drink, it’s never, never, never, never, never okay to touch her without her consent. That doesn’t make you a man, it makes you a coward.
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| — | Vice President Joe “the BAMF” Biden, in a speech launching the federal government’s campaign to fight sexual violence on college campuses (via girl-non-grata) |
if you think that feminism is about being hairy, not wearing bras, hating men, and wanting special treatment, you’re clearly misinformed and i have no reason to take your opinion on the subject seriously.
and i’ll also probably mock you. a lot.
mit is in the top 5 colleges in the country and what are they doing theyre playing with their food
you obviously don’t realize how much of a problem this is for our society
You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
UGH when i first saw the commercial for this i got so angry. sexism is not funny.
